Rumor Has It Carlitude Returns June 15

The buzz on the street says that Carlitude may return to June 15. The Carlitudinous One himself was unavailable for comment, but through a spokesperson he denied rumors that he has been been confined to a quiet place for the past six months. He also denied being the CEO of a large, now government-owned automaker; the person behind Dick Cheney's re-emergence into public life; the next basketball coach at Northern Guilford High School; a contestant on So You Think You Can Dance!; and the guy lately seen in public with Sophia Loren.