Sanford and Palin

This just in, Sarah Palin's rushed resignation became clearer today when a reporter for The State, South Carolina's major newspaper, reviewed her motes from a Mark Sanford interview. "Who knew? Argentina and Alaska both start and end in A and they both have long coast lines for cruise ships. It was an understandable mistake," said the unnamed, embarassed newswoman. Neither Governor Palin nor Governor Sanford could be reached for comment.