Carlitudinous Alpha is the pen name, the nom de plume if you must, the discoverer of carlitude and keeper of the carlitudinous flame. Carlitudinous Alpha is channeled by Carl Lashley, a professor, technologist, amateur and often-rejected writer, lifelong neurotic, practicing cynic, and all-around good guy, by his own estimation. Why Carlitudinous Alpha chose Lashley to be his earthly speaker has not been revealed, but it is likely a merely random act, given that Lashley has shown no other evidence of carlitude in his everyday interactions in the world. He is otherwise ordinary, adequate, fair, satisfactory, and nominally bland.
Carlitudinous Alpha makes his presence known on this earthly plane through any number of bodies, spirits, and haints. This particular embodiment was captured recently in Texas.
Resistance if futile. You will be assimilated
Posted by: Borg 3437691 | June 10, 2009 at 08:53 AM
The collective is having dyslexia issues, our apologies for typos. Still, resistance is futile.
Posted by: Borg 3437691 | June 10, 2009 at 08:55 AM